Ten Things You Should Know About a Reader

10. There is always that one book which lies unopened on our table tops, because… (Add infinite reasons here)

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9. We are possessive about our books, they mean more to us than your iPhone means to you.

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8. We are posse…oh wait I wrote that already. If we happen to be in a good mood and decide to lend you a book, we appreciate it being returned sans dog ears and food imprints.

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7. “You could have gotten a paperback, it’s cheaper”. Never ….ever…EVER. Some books deserve to be read in hardcover PERIOD

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6. We tolerate ebooks because we can’t lug around heavy books but that’s all that there is to that, we ‘tolerate’.

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5. Batman returns… his books! If we ever find one of our books, on your table, lying in a totally unacceptable condition, all relations with the offender shall thereon be declared invalid.

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4. If a package arrives with our name on it, then the receiver is directed to restrain the urge of removing the film and taking the first whiff. We love to get high on that smell.

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3. Never start a conversation with, “Have you read that book?” even if you mean it rhetorically. Try “I read this book recently” instead.

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2. If you ever want to capture a reader, try using a pile of books as a bait.

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And the most important (for the readers)

1. If a person  adds a bookmark to your book when you have fallen asleep then marry them when you wake up.

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(If you don’t find such gesture romantic then a speeding cuboidal unit of ceramic material should be aimed towards your upper axial region)

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